Here's a good story about how the customs and immigration are helping to secure our borders. Anyone who thinks we have lost any of our freedoms due to the Patriot act can take solace in the fact that even if you're caught with night vision goggles, thousands of dollars in cash and GPS coordinates to a known drug smuggling trail there's nothing that the government can do to you until you call them to report that you lost your cocaine!
Of course, the ultimate irony is that it was a helpful boy scout who finally found the drug laden bags.
Agent 1: "You'd better fess up pal, or you're going up for a long time! We've got the goods on you!"
Agent 2: "That's right! All this cash, the GPS device, the night vision equipment...all we're missing is the backpacks full of coke!"
Drug Guy: "Me too!!! Can you help a brother out?"
Now that they have this guy squared away, maybe they can get OJ to accidentally confess to murder!
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