Tuesday, September 4, 2007

I'm a lazy, lazy man

I don't have the time or energy to write anything new, so here's one of my faves from my old journal:

Clue was one of the coolest games ever. It became an icon. People would always say a line from the game when being questioned about something. Like, you would have broken something and made a half assed attempt to cover it up, and your parents would say “Who did this?” and you would reply “Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick!” and everyone would laugh and laugh and laugh.

Ok, that never happened, but seriously, who was the guy who played Mr. Green? And what ever became of him? He looks like he was a real dick. But I bet at parties he would talk it up to the chicks.

Mr Green: “You know, I am Mr Green from “Clue.”

Hot Chick: “Seriously?”

MG: “Totally. Here, let me do the pose for you.”









HC: “Take me to bed right now!”

MG: (internal monologue): “Mr. Green is going to do it in the bedroom with his cock!”

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